The toy that smells like 2003 (If it actually had scent.) Better Than You Parfum takes inspiration from early-2000s vanity tables, lip gloss obsessions, and best-friend breakups over text. Shaped like a vintage perfume bottle and stitched with unapologetic confidence, it’s soft, squeaky, and trimmed in hot pink just because. This toy is made for dogs who show up looking expensive even in their pyjamas.

• Designed in Australia
• Machine washable
• Non-toxic and non-allergenic
• Colour safe